How often do you Floss?

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[lissar]

i couldn’t find this on tumblr to reblog but truly, honestly? this was one of the most life-altering moments of adventure time.

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[stjohnstarling]

you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he's like "oh darling, I thought you'd never ask" and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest

[kayacatte]

Much less sexy than vampires I'm afraid

[stjohnstarling]

I am a professional author of priest kink vampire novels

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[baconpncakes]

It’s like Dr. House always said

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[shinigami-thighs]

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Just came back from my first punk show holy fuck I have a massive headache and I can’t hear for shit but hey I had so much fuckin fun

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[gotg2008]

had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo

[gotg2008]

he did start wagging his tail when he got called a fag so good for him <3

[gotg2008]

imagine seeing this and being like oh my god oh my god i need to say a slur right now

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[jellyfishinajamjar]

I still can’t get over the name Goldenloin

Like, he’s your main character’s lover and he’s named Sir Greatinbed? Sir Fucksalot?? Sir Sexhaver??? He’s the main gay love interest and his name’s Sir Longshlong??? 10/10 no notes oscar nomination in the mail

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[kavohh707]

Some crows in my neighborhood are having their molt right now and look a bit scruffy. And here with this one you can see the ear, which is usually covered well by feathers.

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[transolar]

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[cripplecrisis]

[robotdevilblue]

@misspelled-magic

the narrator